I have a serious face and there's nothing I can do about it. But the entire building finds out when I laugh. Can't do anything about that either. It is my firm belief that cleanliness is next to godliness, and so are eggs. One of my dreams is going to the Container Store and running down the aisles knocking everything down. I see it happening in slow motion. Someday. 

I make fish tacos better than California. I have a New York City area code, which immediately makes me interesting, right? Don't answer that.

I have a secret dance. It's a secret.